1 00:00:03,150 --> 00:00:04,840 ?Are you ready kids- 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,200 .AUDIENCE: Aye Aye Captain 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,690 !I can't hear you- 4 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:09,610 !AUDIENCE: AYE AYE Captain 5 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:14,780 THEME SONG: Oh who lives in ?as pineapple under the sea 6 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,600 !Spongebob Squarepants 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,840 Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,410 !Spongebob Squarepants 9 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:22,640 If nautical nonsense to ,be something you wish 10 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,360 !Spongebob Squarepants 11 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,090 Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish 12 00:00:27,090 --> 00:00:28,180 !Spongebob Squarepants 13 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:28,880 ?Ready 14 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,380 ,Spongebob Squarepants ,Spongebob Squarepants 15 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:37,810 ,Spongebob Squarepants !Spongebob Squarepants 16 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:38,510 !Ah 17 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:38,690 !Ah 18 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:39,140 !Ha 19 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:39,840 !Ha 20 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:44,490 [COUGHING] 21 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,880 [MUSIC PLAYING] 22 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,830 ,Counting me money- .money sweeter than honey 23 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,000 .Money, money this 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,860 .Money, money that 25 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:04,200 .Profit will make me wallet fat 26 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,370 !What 27 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:07,390 Profit's down $3 !from last month 28 00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:10,070 I've got to start running !a tighter ship around here 29 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,410 Thank you for choosing- .the Crusty Crab 30 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:13,540 .Here's your change 31 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:15,000 ?Mr. Squidward- 32 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:15,700 ?What- 33 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,790 What's with all- ?this change nonsense 34 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:21,110 .Over and under- 35 00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:23,430 Grab the end, put ,it through here 36 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:26,190 up and around, round the .horn, bring it back home 37 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,220 .Hmm- 38 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:30,440 Spongebob, I ain't paying .you to play dress up 39 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,870 [DEEP BREATH] 40 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:34,680 .Breathe on your own time- 41 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,500 .I don't pay you to breathe 42 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,630 .You hardly pay us at all- 43 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:41,010 .Oh, that reminds me- 44 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:43,810 .I got something for you 45 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:44,950 .Ah, yes- 46 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:48,700 .Our meagre restitution 47 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:53,720 .Ah, the sweet smell of payday 48 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,470 ?Huh 49 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:55,410 .Oh sorry- 50 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:56,780 .That's me dry cleaning 51 00:01:56,780 --> 00:02:00,600 Here's your check, and .here's yours, Spongebob 52 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,780 I can't accept your- .money Mr. Krabs 53 00:02:03,780 --> 00:02:05,910 .Grilling is my passion 54 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:07,770 ?What is this- 55 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:11,570 You're making me pay you to ?stand at the cash register 56 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:13,220 !What is the meaning of this 57 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,000 ?Have you gone off the deep end 58 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,580 There's going to be a- .few changes around here 59 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:20,120 Every time I catch ,you two goofing off 60 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,080 .I'm going to charge you for it 61 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,030 .18, 19, and 20- 62 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:28,030 Here you go, Mr. K. I think this .should cover all my nonsense 63 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:31,270 Oh, and here's an extra 50 cents .for when I was tying my shoe 64 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:31,970 [PANTING] 65 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:35,710 Uh, Spongebob, what do- ?you think you're doing 66 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,010 .I'm just giving Mr- .Krabs the money I owe him 67 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:42,060 Well I am not paying that- !cheapskate Krabs one cent 68 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,030 .And I suggest you do the same 69 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,050 ?Why- 70 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:47,620 We've got to unite- as workers, and demand 71 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:50,310 the respect we .deserve from the boss 72 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:54,330 In fact, you and I !should go on strike 73 00:02:54,330 --> 00:02:55,030 !Wow- 74 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,850 ?You and me go on strike 75 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:57,550 !Sure- 76 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:59,730 After all you like ?your job, right 77 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:00,430 !Right- 78 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,480 And you want to keep- ?working here, right 79 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,180 !Right- 80 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:06,140 And while you work here you- ,expect to be treated fairly 81 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:06,840 ?right 82 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,540 !Right 83 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:09,360 !Then let's go on strike- 84 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,060 !Yay- 85 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,270 !A strike 86 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:12,640 .We're going on strike 87 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,530 .We're going on strike 88 00:03:14,530 --> 00:03:15,950 I still don't know .what strike means 89 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:18,940 .But we're going on a strike 90 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:19,640 !Hey 91 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,050 .guess what, Mr. Krabs 92 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:23,410 Me and Squidward are .going to go on strike 93 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:24,640 ?A strike- 94 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:25,340 !Yeah- 95 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:27,150 You mean you're going- ?to make picket signs 96 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,370 .Yeah- 97 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:30,120 And you're going to- ?make protest speeches 98 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,330 !Yeah, yeah- 99 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:34,030 And you're going to ?demand me respect 100 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,930 !Yeah- 101 00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:38,360 !No-no 102 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,910 !No-no 103 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:43,710 Squidward, you didn't tell .me I was going to get fired 104 00:03:43,710 --> 00:03:48,540 --Without the Krusty Krab !I-- I-- Oh Squidward 105 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,020 ?Could you hold me 106 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,920 .I think I'm going be sick 107 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,620 .Oh 108 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:57,350 !Spongebob- 109 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:58,940 .Newsflash, Spongebob 110 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,230 !I got fired too 111 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:08,400 This is exactly why we .need to go on strike 112 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,020 He can't treat us .like this anymore 113 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:14,880 He owes us for all the precious irretrievable moments 114 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,450 !we've wasted in this trash heap 115 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:22,590 Soon he'll realise he needs .us more than we need him 116 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,000 !We are workers united 117 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:29,620 !Eh-hem 118 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:30,890 .Sorry- 119 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:34,690 Just do exactly as I say- Spongebob, and in no time 120 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:38,100 you will have your .job back, and more 121 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:38,990 ?And more- 122 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:43,990 ,All right Spongebob- .now listen up 123 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:46,060 I'm going to have to .teach you how to strike 124 00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:48,550 First, we must get .rid of our uniforms 125 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:50,780 They are a symbol .of our oppression 126 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:54,440 I want you to throw your !hat on the ground, like so 127 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,310 !Now, stomp it into the dust 128 00:04:57,310 --> 00:05:00,480 .Your turn, Spongebob 129 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,330 .That's the idea 130 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:04,240 .Now throw it on the ground 131 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,140 [STRUGGLING NOISES] 132 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,310 [CRYING] 133 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,070 .I can't do it, Squidward- 134 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:18,030 .This hat is my friend 135 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:19,920 .It never oppressed me 136 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,990 .Spongebob, you're pathetic- 137 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:22,690 !Look 138 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,600 .I threw my hat on the ground 139 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,300 !Ah-Ha- 140 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,350 !A confession 141 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:30,690 Next time think !before you litter 142 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:31,390 .OK- 143 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:32,810 .Pay attention Spongebob 144 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,830 Now we're going to .make picket signs 145 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:37,450 This is a very important .part of striking 146 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:38,290 ?Like this, Squidward- 147 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:41,000 ,Not A picket fence- !you ding-dong 148 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,030 !Picket sign 149 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,940 ?How's this- 150 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,110 .No- 151 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:47,150 .This is a picket sign 152 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,530 .Krusty Krab Unfair 153 00:05:48,530 --> 00:05:49,960 .Short, sweet and to the point 154 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,910 ?How about this, Squidward- 155 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:55,440 Spongebob, it's- !unfair, not fun fair 156 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,560 ?A fun fair- 157 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,310 ?Where 158 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:58,790 .Uh-- I could go for some fun 159 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:00,690 .At the Krusty Krab- 160 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:02,020 !Hey everybody- 161 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,600 !Let's go to the fun fair 162 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:08,770 [STAMPEDE NOISE] 163 00:06:08,770 --> 00:06:10,870 !Krusty Krab is unfair- 164 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,680 !Mr. Krabs is in there 165 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,810 ,Standing at the concession !plotting his oppression 166 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,310 ?What the heck does that mean- 167 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,320 .I don't know- 168 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,950 Squidward told me to .yell it at people 169 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:24,110 Then you must be- !Spongebob Squarepants 170 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:24,810 .Yes- 171 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,630 Dude, you are like- !a fry cook legend 172 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,520 ?Will you sign my spatula 173 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,570 Anything for an- .aspiring fry cook 174 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:33,290 So, did you come down ?to help out the cause 175 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:33,990 .No- 176 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:35,940 .I came to take your job 177 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,470 !Hey, thanks dude 178 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:41,360 !Attention Spongebob- 179 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,220 !You are a terrible striker 180 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:47,890 You just let your replacement ,cross our picket line 181 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:50,420 without so much as !a single threat 182 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:51,930 .I'm sorry, Squidward- 183 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:54,490 ?How about I try the signs again 184 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:56,970 !Forget the signs- 185 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:59,010 .I got something for you to do 186 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:00,520 !Go stand over there 187 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,930 ?Like this, Squidward- 188 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:02,630 .Almost- 189 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:06,620 A little more to the .right, and perfect 190 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:09,620 Attention people !of Bikini Bottom 191 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:13,030 You have been !cheated and lied to 192 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:14,090 .I knew it- 193 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:15,000 [SLAP] 194 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,280 The gentle labourer- shall no longer 195 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,360 suffer from the noxious !greed of Mr. Krabs 196 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,040 Hey, what's that- ?guy talking about 197 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:22,740 .I don't know- 198 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:23,790 .But he's got a megaphone 199 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:27,730 We will dismantle- !oppression board by board 200 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:29,920 We'll saw the foundation of big business 201 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,950 in half, even if it !takes an eternity 202 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:34,800 [CROWD NOISES] 203 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,250 Gee, I don't know what- .Squidward's talking about 204 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,810 .But he sure sounds convincing 205 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:42,580 With your support, we will send- the hammer of the people's will 206 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:48,880 crashing through the windows of !Mr. Krabs' house of servitude 207 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,780 [CROWD CHEERING] 208 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:55,280 Wow, all this supporting- !is making me hungry 209 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,090 Hey everybody, let's- !go get a Krabby patty 210 00:07:58,090 --> 00:08:02,250 [CROWD CHEERING] 211 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:05,300 Nobody gives a care about the- fate of labour as long as they 212 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,940 can get their instant .gratification 213 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,210 That was a great- .speech, Squidward 214 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:11,270 You practically had them .eating out of your hands 215 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:14,630 But they didn't, did- ?they Mr. Squidward 216 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,940 Because they were too .eating out of mine 217 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:19,560 I wish you two would had .gone on strike earlier 218 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,250 Thanks for attracting all these paying customers 219 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:25,440 with all your signage .and your sloganeering 220 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,390 .All right, Mr. Krabs- 221 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,060 .You've gone too far this time 222 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:32,660 You can pick on me, but !Squidward is a great leader 223 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,710 !We are workers united 224 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:36,920 We're tired of .your smelly greed 225 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,810 And we're going to ,saw your tables 226 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:41,460 and we're going to smash stuff !with the people's hammer 227 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:45,440 And we're going to-- We're ,going to-- Squidward 228 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,900 ?what was that other part 229 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,350 Dismantle your- ?oppressive establishment 230 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:50,040 !Yeah- 231 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,940 !That too 232 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,240 And me and Squidward are to going 233 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,380 stay on strike until !we get what we deserve 234 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:59,600 !Even if it takes forever 235 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,020 SPONGEBOB (IN SQUIDWARD'S !MIND): Forever 236 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,920 !Forever 237 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,810 !Forever 238 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,710 !Forever 239 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:08,550 !Forever 240 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:15,020 On strike with- !Spongebob forever 241 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:18,180 Hey Squidward, I- bet old man Krabs 242 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:20,550 .is going to break any day 243 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:21,990 ?Squidward 244 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:23,570 ?Squidward 245 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,740 ?Yeah, Squidward 246 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,350 ?Yeah, Squidward 247 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:29,150 ?Yeah, Squidward 248 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,000 ?Yeah, Squidward 249 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,210 [SCREAM] 250 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:35,170 I've got to beg- Mr. Krabs for my job 251 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:39,400 back, and put an end !to this nightmare 252 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,100 !Ah 253 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:43,660 ,Oh, uh-- evening- --Mr. Squidward, uh 254 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:45,140 .I was just in the neighbourhood 255 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:49,390 And I uh-- thought I'd drop by to beg 256 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:50,750 !you to come back to work 257 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,250 !The Krusty Krab is a wreck 258 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,910 I'm ruined without you and !then that little yellow guy 259 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:58,440 The teenagers I hired .is ruining the place 260 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,150 --And the worst part is !they won't leave me alone 261 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:05,370 !All right, Mr. Krabs- 262 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:06,730 !See what I mean- 263 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:11,120 Squidward, please !you gotta come back 264 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,780 You'll give us- ?anything we want 265 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,280 !Yes, anything- 266 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,890 So what do you ?say, Mr. Squidward 267 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:21,540 Your story breaks- .my heart, Mr. Krabs 268 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,930 Why don't we take a little .walk and uh-- discuss my terms 269 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:29,640 I got a bad feeling in- .the pit of me wallet 270 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,250 [MUSIC PLAYING] 271 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:36,810 Gee, being on strike with- .Squidward sure is a kick 272 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,380 Squidward's words are still buzzing around in my head 273 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:40,810 .like an angry jellyfish 274 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:41,680 !Squidward was right 275 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,150 !I can't just sit here 276 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:44,500 !It's time for action 277 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,560 I will restore the working !man to his rightful glory 278 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:58,130 I will dismantle this oppressive !establishment board by board 279 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:01,440 I will saw the tables !of tyranny in half 280 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,530 Gnaw at the ankles !of big business 281 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,890 [EATING NOISES] 282 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:09,810 !Squidward will be so proud 283 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:13,810 Well Squidward, those- !were intense negotiations 284 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:17,410 I'm glad you saw it- .our way, Mr. Krabs 285 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,160 Now I can fire them- teenagers and get me 286 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,730 !two golden boys back 287 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:22,970 [SCREAM] 288 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,670 .Well, see you at work- 289 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:28,470 [SINGING] 290 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,560 [GIGGLE] 291 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:35,100 ,Sponge-- Spongebob- !what have you done 292 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:37,040 I did exactly as- .you said, Squidward 293 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,990 .I dismantled the establishment 294 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,260 Now we'll get our !jobs back for sure 295 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:44,330 [SINGING] 296 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,480 !Squidward- 297 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,830 !Spongebob 298 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:04,210 ?Yes, Mr. Krabs- 299 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,990 !Here it comes- 300 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:10,090 In order to pay off- these damages, you who 301 00:12:10,090 --> 00:12:14,590 are going to work !for me forever 302 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,460 !Yahoo- 303 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,470 !The strike worked Squidward 304 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:19,990 !We got our jobs back 305 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:20,860 !Forever 306 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,220 SPONGEBOB (IN SQUIDWARD'S !MIND): Forever 307 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,610 .Forever 308 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,990 .Forever 309 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:26,800 .NARRATOR: One eternity later 310 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,650 [MUSIC PLAYING] 311 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:45,700 NARRATOR: Ah, another peaceful .evening in Bikini Bottom 312 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:48,110 Listen to the .tropical tranquilly 313 00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:51,560 [EXPLOSION] 314 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,540 .Uh-oh 315 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:55,980 [EATING NOISES] 316 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,440 [EARTH SHAKING] 317 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,900 [EATING NOISES] 318 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,250 [WHISTLING] 319 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,520 [SNORING] 320 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,510 [EARTH SHAKING] 321 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:20,500 [ALARMED CRY] 322 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,000 [EATING NOISES] 323 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,290 .Two scoops, please- 324 00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,380 .Thank you 325 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:28,950 [EATING NOISES] 326 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:29,650 [SNORING] 327 00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:32,790 .You keep it change 328 00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:34,260 ?What 329 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:37,690 [EARTH SHAKING] 330 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,930 !I saw it- 331 00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:44,920 !It was big 332 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,770 !It was all wiggly 333 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,990 !And it ate everything 334 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:50,830 .That's horrible- 335 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,850 [EATING NOISES] 336 00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:57,670 !It was an Alaskan Bull Worm- 337 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,320 !He ate my wheelbarrow- 338 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,920 !He ate my children's homework- 339 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,090 ?Do I need to say it- 340 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:12,550 ?How can we protect ourselves- 341 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,520 !I've got it- 342 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,870 .Let's all buy a Krabby patty 343 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,770 [CROWD BOOING] 344 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,150 !We should lock our doors- 345 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,250 .We should call my nephew- 346 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,310 !We should dig a mote- 347 00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:32,260 ,We should take Bikini Bottom- !and push it somewhere else 348 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:37,790 That idea may just be crazy- !enough-- to get us all killed 349 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:40,760 [CROWD NOISES] 350 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,630 Let's get someone- !to go after it 351 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,040 They're ain't no one- fool enough to take 352 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,760 !on an Alaskan bull worm 353 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,710 [GLASS SCRAPING] 354 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:59,080 You got a bathroom- ?in this place 355 00:14:59,080 --> 00:14:59,960 .In the back- 356 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,490 .Thanks- 357 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:07,390 I'll get your worm for ya, that- .is if you're willing to pay 358 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,690 !No- 359 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:12,040 You'll never get !a cent out of me 360 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,190 !Never 361 00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:16,170 I'd rather that worm come in here right now 362 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:19,810 !and eat you all alive 363 00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:26,340 [GASPS] 364 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:28,100 .Sorry 365 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,630 !Aw shucks- 366 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:30,960 .I don't want your money 367 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:35,020 I was just playing up the .drama of the moment is all 368 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,150 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 369 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,520 [CRYING] 370 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,220 !Nope 371 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,670 I'm gonna take that spineless .critter down for nothing 372 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,380 !Because this is personal 373 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,660 !Look, my tail's gone 374 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:46,540 [CROWD GASPS] 375 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,410 Varmit must have got it while I !had my back turned, the coward 376 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:53,360 [SYMPATHETIC CROWD NOISES] 377 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,640 !I am gonna get back what's mine 378 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,490 [CROWD CHEERS] 379 00:15:58,490 --> 00:15:59,650 !What- 380 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,730 But Sandy, you don't know !what you're up against 381 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:06,340 We are talking about !an ALASKAN BULL WORM 382 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,200 Well I don't know nothing- .about Alaska, but lookie here 383 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:14,210 Back in Texas, I wrangled .bulls, and I wrangled worms 384 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:15,890 As far as I'm concerned, doing them 385 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:17,730 .both together just saves rope 386 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:21,100 Now I'm gonna go kick !me some worm tail 387 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,100 !Ye-haw 388 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,090 !But Sandy, you don't know- 389 00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,590 !Don't worry, Spongebob- 390 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:26,590 .I won't be long 391 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:27,890 !Sandy- 392 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:28,580 !Sandy 393 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,080 !Go get him Sandy- 394 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,570 We have the utmost !confidence in you 395 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:35,810 ?Now what was that idea of yours 396 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,050 !Push- 397 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:39,080 [CROWD GRUNTS] 398 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,470 [HEAVY BREATHING] 399 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:41,470 !Wait- 400 00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:42,170 !Sandy 401 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,400 Hey Spongebob, you- ?coming to watch 402 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,640 !Sandy- 403 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,610 !Don't go 404 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:47,590 ?Why not- 405 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,360 !Sandy I saw it- 406 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,750 !It's big, scary, and pink 407 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,090 .So's Patrick's belly button- 408 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,880 But I ain't afraid .of that neither 409 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,770 !You'll get massacred- 410 00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,910 .Spongebob, I'm from Texas- 411 00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:02,360 ,What you think is big and what I think is big 412 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,080 !are two totally different bigs 413 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,860 .Besides, he's got my tail 414 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,490 .I can't take that sitting down 415 00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:08,190 .OK- 416 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:11,700 But-- what if the worm ?didn't take your tail 417 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,760 If that worm ain't- ?got my tail, who does 418 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,990 .Um-- I do- 419 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:15,690 ?You do- 420 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:17,010 ?Where 421 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:19,790 .In my pocket- 422 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,610 Well why didn't- ?you just say so 423 00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:22,550 !Give it here 424 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:23,500 .Come on 425 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,230 Spongebob, that's a paperclip .and a piece of string 426 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:32,110 .No it's not- 427 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,540 .This is your tail 428 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,480 !Spongebob- 429 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,270 ?How would you know- 430 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:37,340 !It's always behind you 431 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,130 !Oh, don't go 432 00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,230 !Don't go 433 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,080 !Don't go 434 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,130 Spongebob, what is- ?the matter with you 435 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,330 Now I'm gonna go give that .legless rascal what for 436 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,650 And there ain't nothing !you can say to stop me 437 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:55,480 ,Oh yeah, what if I said- !Blaggenfidibblenohip 438 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,360 ,Well, I gotta admit- .that's slowing me down 439 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,830 !But I'm still going for him 440 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,070 You know, tails- .are so overrated 441 00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:04,920 Let's just forget !about it and go home 442 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,650 !I've got ice cream with nuts 443 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:11,580 Sandy, this is your ,Pappy speaking 444 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:14,110 and I forbid you to .go after this worm 445 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,700 Y'all come back !here, young lady 446 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,000 !You ain't my pa- 447 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,680 Sandy, if you want- ,to get to that worm 448 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,950 you're going to have !to go through me 449 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,680 !Sandy, no 450 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,180 !I can let you 451 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,720 I'm not going to !let you get killed 452 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,220 If you find him you'll !get eaten for sure 453 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,760 Ain't no way some- dumb old sea worm 454 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,350 .is going to make a meal a me 455 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,890 !I am too Texas tough 456 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,800 !No-no oh-oh not tough enough- 457 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,890 !Not tough enough 458 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,890 Spongebob, quit- !you're worrying 459 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,340 .I can take care of myself 460 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,470 After all, who's the strongest ?critter in Bikini Bottom 461 00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:56,070 .You are- 462 00:18:56,070 --> 00:19:00,710 And who put the Hiya- ?hi-ho K in Karate 463 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:01,800 .You did- 464 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,610 And who saves your- yellow backside 465 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,130 from certain destruction ?on a regular basis 466 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:09,060 .You do- 467 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,020 !Right- 468 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,810 And I can handle your .little bull worm too 469 00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,720 !Cause I am the best there is 470 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,300 There ain't nothing too big .or too ornery for me to catch 471 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,180 .OK- 472 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:19,910 !Say it- 473 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:20,900 --There isn't anything- 474 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,490 --Ain't nothing- 475 00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:26,280 Ain't nothing too big or- .too ornery for you to catch 476 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:26,980 --But 477 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,190 --Dat- 478 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:28,890 --SPONGEBOB: But 479 00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:29,370 .SANDY: Dut 480 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:30,070 --SPONGEBOB: And 481 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,020 --SANDY: Doh --SPONGEBOB: We 482 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,940 --SANDY: Doh --SPONGEBOB: Die 483 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:32,890 --SANDY: Dat --SPONGEBOB: Yeah but 484 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:33,590 --SANDY: Doh 485 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,320 -SPONGEBOB: You see 486 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:34,790 --SANDY: No 487 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:35,490 --SPONGEBOB: Die 488 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,640 --SANDY: Oh 489 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,190 [SNIFFING] 490 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:42,220 !Worm sign- 491 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:43,710 !He's in that cave 492 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:44,940 --Sandy are you sure you- 493 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:45,970 !Of course I am- 494 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,090 .I'm going in 495 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:48,950 And I ain't coming out until I got 496 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:53,090 me a big heaping !plate of worm stew 497 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:54,950 [CRY] 498 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,170 !SANDY: Ah-ha 499 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:59,370 There you are you !tail nabbing varmit 500 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:00,320 !Hi-ya 501 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,880 [FIGHTING NOISES] 502 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,230 !I'm winning Spongebob- 503 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,860 --Sandy, that's not- 504 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:11,640 [FIGHTING NOISES] 505 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,640 !This shouldn't take long- 506 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,630 --Sandy, that's not- 507 00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:18,130 !Almost done- 508 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:21,130 !Sandy- 509 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,630 !Ye-haw- 510 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,620 !I got him, Spongebob 511 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,110 ?Sandy- 512 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,600 !Boy howdy- 513 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,040 This critter put up !some sort of fight 514 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,160 .But I'm from Texas 515 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,080 And as you can see, no .worm is a match for me 516 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,820 !I even found my tail 517 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,850 !That's not the worm- 518 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:40,830 ?Pardon- 519 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,740 .That not the worm- 520 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,740 .That's his tongue 521 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:54,820 ,Oh, this is the tongue- and the whole thing 522 00:20:54,820 --> 00:21:01,260 !is the worm-- RUN FOR YOUR LIFE 523 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,160 [ROARING] 524 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,380 ?So what the plan, Sandy- 525 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,880 !Run faster- 526 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,870 .I could have thought of that- 527 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:15,870 .Hey wait a minute 528 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:17,670 ?I was right, wasn't I 529 00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:18,360 !Later- 530 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,360 Ah, he is too big- ?for you, isn't he 531 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,860 !Not now Spongebob- 532 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,350 !I want to hear to say it- 533 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,850 Can we talk about- ?this some other time 534 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:25,350 !Say it- 535 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,050 !Spongebob- 536 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,310 !Say it or I'll trip you- 537 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:28,010 !No- 538 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:28,750 !Get away 539 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,450 !Say it- 540 00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:29,920 !Not now- 541 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,620 !Say it- 542 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,360 !OK- 543 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,280 !You were right and I was wrong 544 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,710 .I was wrong, wrong wrong, wrong 545 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,110 ?Are you happy now 546 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:38,710 .I knew it- 547 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:41,180 [ROARING] 548 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:44,640 [SCREAMS] 549 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:49,580 [HEAVY BREATHING] 550 00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:56,750 [ROARING] 551 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,480 .Not again- 552 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,970 ?Uh-- Sandy- 553 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:00,950 ?Yeah- 554 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:01,940 ?What do we do now- 555 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,360 !I've got it- 556 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,830 Spongebob, you still got that ?paperclip and that string 557 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,580 !I'm way ahead of you Sandy- 558 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,280 !Look 559 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,680 !It's a necklace 560 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,930 .S for Spongebob, or S for Sandy 561 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:22,340 That way they can .identify our bodies 562 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,300 !No silly- 563 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,180 ?How about S for save our skins 564 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,540 !Ye-haw 565 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,180 !Now this is what I call a rodeo 566 00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:37,230 !We'll be nice and safe up here 567 00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:44,550 [SCREAMS] 568 00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:53,620 !We did it- 569 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:54,310 !Yay- 570 00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:56,260 !He'll never get out of there 571 00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:57,510 !We saved the town- 572 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,210 !Yay- 573 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,460 !Let's go tell everybody 574 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:01,490 !PATRICK: Push 575 00:23:01,490 --> 00:23:03,930 [CROWD GRUNTING] 576 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:05,390 !Push 577 00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,340 [CROWD GRUNTING] 578 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:10,270 [CROWD CHEERING] 579 00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:11,940 [THUD] 580 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:12,640 !Ouch- 581 00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:21,500 [MUSIC PLAYING]